OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.
(what a suitable title, don'tcha think? xD)

The DaVinci Code was rated an NC16.

NC16!!!!!!
OMGOMGOMGOMG.
I've waited THIS -pulls hands apart to exaggerate- long for this stupid film! And I was planning to watch it THRICE! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

STUPID BOARD OF CENSORSHIP.

STUPID SINGAPORE LAWS.

STUPID SINGAPORE KIDS WHO CAN'T "differentiate between truth and fiction"!

Like, why isn't there a "RK 13"? (Rebellious kids 13)? Or BB14? (Brats & bimbos 14)?
WHY NC 16?

WHHHYYYYYYY~~~~
-brawls-

-poof-
Well, what can I say. There are no geniuses (like me! -pukes before you do-) in the world without idiots. Bless them if they can't stand nudity, or watch a simple movie without thinking it's real. That's life.

-feels like Bruce Almighty-.
Nuff said.

On another note...
A few months ago, I asked a certain friend about what the DaVinci Code was all about.
Reply: It's.... (pauses) uh... -frowns as though it's a really dumb question- about Jesus and... -bites nails- ... Aiya you go read then you know la!

Another time,
Q: What's it about?
Reply: It's very confusing one, I dunno how to say. -looks a little frustrated and leaves me feeling clueless and stupid- Read the book!

Q: What IS the story all about?
Reply: Uhh... -giggle- I don't wanna tell you! Go and read the book la~

Q: Can someone please tell me what's it about?!
Reply: The story is very hard to explain one... -daze- You read the book ba. -weird laugh that sounds like 'hohoho'-

Are your vocabularies this limited?
Like, can't you say that it's a thriller revolving a death and tons of clues? Or something along the lines of Dan Brown defying his own religion from another person's perspective? Or that the person sprawled himself on the floor like an idiot before he died and grossed everyone out?

... No offence. T.T

jinyao-3:09 AM!